Artist Boobs, yes, but nothing original on my part

So, I haven't posted anything in a pretty long time. However, when I was looking for whatnot to do over spring break, I discovered a few blogs I deem to be "of note" and would like to share them with you all.

==>Blog Numero Un: Constantly Risking Absurdity by Mariah Irvin

Quote from More Reasons to Say "Yay!" and Another Tease:

“Look,” I gestured at myself, “I have artist boobs. There’s no way I could wear that.”

“What?” Izzy’s eyebrows rose curiously.

“It’s like,” I broke off, embarrassed I had actually said what I was thinking. “My boobs are the size an artist would use, for like a painting or sculpture. They’re big enough to know the person that has them is female, but small enough not to be vulgar.”

Mariah Irvin "loves writing, reading, and sharing random thoughts with complete strangers in hopes that they won't label her absurd." I definitely do not label her absurd, and I love how every entry on her blog is just a scrape on the surface of the randomness past, the randomness at hand, and the randomness to come. My personal favorites the ones involving Barbie and Godzilla, or her psychotic laptop. All in all, an excellent way to chill out after a long day of whatever it is you do.

==>Blog Numero Deux: Blog Title. by :]

Although the postings are rather sporadic, the ones that do exist on this anonymous blog are very entertaining. This may, however, be due to their voice's remarkable resemblance to my dear friend and bestest pally, Wendy. Not much else to say...except that the blog is quite funny, and you really should go read it.

==>Blog Numero Trois: breadxbread by aw and JoJoJoJo

Just two dudes blogging about sandwiches. Any sandwiches, but mostly good ones, with pictures of every single one. It was something utterly random at the time I found it, but now I check for new posts on a regular basis. Yes, I don't live in the same area, so I can't go find any of the particularly mouth-watering specimen I'm reading about, but the posts are so descriptive, I could probably make them myself.

Well, there you have it. Three blogs, each enticingly random in their own hit-or-miss way. So, go check 'em out. Get to it. I won't mind if you leave. Really. Just come back evenutally, alright?



More random questions answered: "Germaphobes! Ha!" and "Damn Ankles"

To Whomever May Actually Be Reading This:

I promise I'll have more posts that are not random-question related, but in the meantime, these both have pretty short answers, so I'll give you two of them.

Random Question #2: You laughed so hard you can't catch your breath. Stick out your tongue and show us what's funny:

There are over 300 different kinds of bacteria on my tongue, and everyone else’s tongue for that matter, but silly germ phobics won’t eat anything they think is dirty, even though they’ve already got a bacteria-covered tongue. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

Random Question #3: How is an ankle unlike a consequence?

Whereas a consequence comes as an effect of an action, an ankle can be the cause of an action, usually resulting in self-injury on the part of the ankle in question.